- She works in Subway... STAFF DISCOUNT!
- She knows how to make a really nice sandwich
- She is good with numbers, able as she is, to manipulate the till to make exactly the same sandwich cost less if you use the right offers
- She agrees with me that an Oatmeal and Raisin cookie is pretty much health food
- She is always pleasant and polite
- She's always washed to at least food-hygiene standards
- She remembers my favourite sort of bread - I love it when girls remember breads
- She's a dab-hand with a sauce bottle
- She can wield a knife near me and I'm not scared
- She feeds me when I'm hungry
- I only have to pay £3.49 per time I see her
- She knows how to handle my 12" - she puts it in the toaster
So, it's obvious.
I must actually love the woman in B&Q who sells me power tools.